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freexcitizen:

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic

freexcitizen:

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic

captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

googlearths:

GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW

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When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

safeguards:

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chariczard:

A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me

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amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE