I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic
we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism
The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.
GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW
When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:
A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me
Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean
This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.
to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet
What in fucks name is this flying water
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE